RANDOM THOUGHT

DAMN, THIS RAIN IS CRAZY...I THINK IM GONNA BUILD A BOAT, FIND ME A COUPLE ANIMALS (STRAY CATS, AINT NO ZEBRAS IN BK)AND CALL MYSELF NOAH! LMFAO

ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I BLOGGED. SO, I HOPE U ALL ARE NOT DISSAPOINTED BY THIS LIL ONE! EVERYTHING AINT GOTTA BE ALL LONG AND DRAWN OUT...SHEESH DONT JUDGE ME LOL

OK L8TA FOLKS!

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

A friend of mine has started a foundation, for children that are living, or have lost a parent(s) due to HIV or AIDS. I am sure we all are aware of the disease. And are well aware of the percentage of lives lost due to this. As well as those living the day to day life with it.

BUT, I dont think that we all take the time out to look at, and support the others that are affected by it. And the youth....are one of them!

Please join the SOMWA FOUNDATION as they PRESENT their 1st ANNUAL TOY DRIVE
SUNDAY,NOVEMBER 8TH 3PM-9PM @ MIXX LOUNGE- 84 7TH AVE NEW YORK,NY BETWEEN BLEEKER & GROVE.... FREE ADMISSION.

All that we NEED IS a NEW UNWRAPPED TOY!! THE CHILDREN RANGE FROM NEWBORNS TO 16 YEARS OF AGE!

Some of the children have written secret santa letters. So, if you would like to help out with those specific wishes, please let me know and we can give you a list. If you remember yourself as a child...just imagine some of the letters lol. Group gifts are also a good idea!

All toys collected from the toy drive will be distributed to the New Wave Family Center/The Michael Palm Center for AIDS care & support during the Somwa holiday party. If you would like to be a volunteer for that, I will have info for that at a later date.

If you would like more information about SOMWA visit www.thesomwafoundation.com

L8TA BOYS N GIRLZ...STAY WARM

RANDOM OBSERVATION

I KNOW THE INTERNET IS THE NEW EVERYTHING BUT...DAMN! I WAS SITTN UNDER THE DRYER (YES, I SIT UNDER THE DRYER) DONT JUDGE ME LOL. AND CAN SOMEBODY TELL WHY, CLOROX BLEACH HAS A FACEBOOK PAGE!?? ;0/ IM SOOOO SERIOUS. LIKE WHOOO WANTS 2 BE FRIENDS WIT CLOROX? GRANTED IT DOES MY WHITES RIGHT BUT...*BLANK STARE* I THINK IM BOUT TO SEARCH TWITTER AND SEE IF I FIND IT THERE ALSO! I'LL LET YA KNOW IF ITS A #FAIL! LOL

(UPDATE @ 1:42 AM)
OOOKAAAAAY SOOOO...CLOROX HAS A TWITTER PAGE, WITH 198 FOLLOWERS.WOOOOOOWWW...IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY!! *FAINTS* LOL

L8TA YALL.. SMOOCHES!!

MY ADDICTIONS

OPRAH HAS HERS...AND I HAVE MINE!!!! TATTS AND PIERCINGS ARE MY FAAAAVORITE THINGS!!

MICRODERMAL PIERCINGS(SEXXXY)

IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT THEM, BUT I JUST CANT GET ENUFF. EVER SINCE I WAS ABOOOUT...17-18 I'VE HAD INK TO MY BODY. I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT EVERY PART OF MY BODY PIERCED. THOSE THAT KNOW OR KNOW OF ME, WILL PROB READ THIS AND SAY " WHERE"? LOL. BUT, THRU THE YEARS I HAVE REMOVED THEM.

(EDIT @ 4:02 AM) U KNOW WHAT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT...I WOULD WANNA SAY THAT MY ADDICTIONS ARE MY ALTER EGOS!! THEY GIVE ME THE WAY TO EXPRESS AND DISPLAY MY INNER PERSON . AND THE MORE I TAT N PIERCE...I AM RELEASING AND TELLING A STORY, ABOUT DIFFERENT MOMENTS OR SECONDS IN MY LIFE. SOME MAY JUST REFLECT THE GIRLY/FEMININE SIDE OF ME. AND SOME THE AGGRESSIVE,EDGY, RUFF SIDE! OK BACK TO THE REG SCHEDULED PROGRAM :0)

AT THIS POINT, ITS ALMOST LIKE IM STARTING FROM SCRATCH WITH MY ADDICTION. OLD TATTS ARE BEING REVIVED AND PIERCINGS ARE BECOMING MORE DISCREET AND TASTEFUL... W/ A TOUCH OF ART!!

I HAVE BEEN WITH THE SAME ARTIST FOR YEARS!!! HE HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN. AND IF SO,(WHICH I CANT RECALL) HE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY 2 TO TAKE ME TO THE MOON!!

THEY CALL HIM D-TAT..AND TRUST HE IS THE SHIT!! I WILL GIVE U GUYS A PEEK AT MY BODY ART SOON!!! IM STILL RENOVATING..AOW! U LIKE THAT!? I KNOW LOL BUT SERIOUSLY...I TRUST HIM AND ANYBODY HE TRUSTS! WHICH BRINGS ME TO...

B.GIRARD

A TATTED TALENTED PIERCING JEWEL VIA LA. SHE GAVE ME MY FIRST MICRODERMAL PIERCINGS! AND I AM VERY HAPPY WIT THEM. AND READY FOR MOOORE!!! I THINK SHE WILL BE IN NY SOON..I CANT WAIT!(SORRY GIRL, I STOLE UR PIC LOL)

YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THEM...CHECK MY FOLLOWERS!!! U CANT MISS EM...

IIGHT FOLKS CATCH YA L8TAS... SMOOCHES!!

PUBLIC OBSERVATIONS

1. WHY IS IT THAT WOMAN ALWAYS USE THE WORD "LIL" WHEN THEY GIVN A COMPLIMENT? BITCH, IF IT REALLY HURTS U THAT BAD TO SAY SUMTHN...DONT. WE WOMAN KNOW WHEN CHICKS BE WATCHING. ITS LIKE LAYING UNDER THE SUN ON A MIAMI BEACH @ 9 AM. "DAMN...MY NECK IS SIZZLN" *LOOKS AROUND ROOM* LOL HA.. GOTCHA SILLY RABBIT

2. WHY IS IT THAT THE VERY MINUTE, SOMEONE DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU (KEY WORD)THINK YOU DOING IT...THEY ARE THE HATTER?? NO SWEETIE PIE...WHAT U ARE IS ROAD KILL! AND YOU SHOULD BEAT FRIENDS, WIT A BAT FOR NOT TELLN YO ASS.

3. WHY DOES EEEVRYBODY THINK THEY HAVE HATERS???

H.A.M

HEY PEEPS, WHATS IT DOING?? I THINK WE ARE GONNA HAVE A COOOLD WINTER...EARLY!! THE PAST 2 DAYS HAVE NOT BEEN TOO CUTE. BUT ANY WHOO..

1 DAY LATE BUT, IM STILL GONNA BRING IT FO YA!! *SIGHS*

THE HIP HONORS WHERE DOES A LADY START!? IM JUST GONNA TOUCH ON THE #DEAD ISSUES!

1.TREY SONGZ- JUST SAY NO HUNNY, REALLY LIKE...WTF WAS UR MURDER(PERFORMANCE) ABOUT. THE MINUTE MOFOS WOULDA TOLD ME I HAD 2 SING-A-LONG WIT THE TRACK, AND NOT EVEN A LIL NOTE OF MY OWN, THEY COULDA KISSED MY ARSE!! 2. THAT SHIRT BOO...NOOOO WAAAAYY. I CANT BELIEVE U GAVE US BARNEY IN THE HOOD, WIT THAT SHIRT!! FEMALES GET A PASS ON IT BUT, MEN...NAAAAHHH HOMIE!!! SPECIALLY NOT YOU. YOU'VE GOTTEN A LIL MORE CHEST THIS ALBUM AROUND, BUT THAT SHIRT JUST -TOOKETH ALL IT AWAYETH! LMAO

WHO ELSE...UUUUUUM

A-SHAN-TI...MISS THIIING GIRL!!??? *JAW DROP*

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS WANT US TO TALK ABOUT YOU? HUH...

FIRST OFF, THE JERI CURL UNICORN THINGY U HAD GOING ON, I GUESS IT WAS A MOHAWK :0/. IDK HUNNNY, U REALLY BRING TEARS TO MY EYES.

THEN YOU JUST HAD TO TOP IT OFF WITH THE LACE, RUFFLES,SATIN AND I THINK COTTON?? I MEAN...ME TRYING TO GUESS WHAT WAS GOING ON, IS MAKING IS EVEN WORSE. SO, I THINK IM GOING TO STOP HERE. BUT, I JUST WANNA SAY "GIVE PRINCE BACK HIS SUIT BOO" AAAAYYAEYAE.

AND UR BOY JA...WOW! I KNOW I SAID IT WAS COLD BUT, THE TAPING WAS INDOORS CORRECT?? *BLANK STARE* I WASNT READY FOR LIL BO PEEP...TO LOSE HER SHEEP !!!

AND THE WINNERS ARE...

RICK ROSS AND FOXY BROWN FOR BIGGEST TITTY OF THE YEAR!!! THEY BOTH NEED A REDUCTION, A GOOD UNDERWIRE OR SOME SPANKS. MAYBE THEY CAN GET A 2 FOR 1..ON EEEITHER ONE!! LMAOOO

ON A BETTER NOTE

METH N REDMAN DID THE DAAMN THING, AS ALWAAAAYS!! THEIR ENERGY IS RIDICULOUS! "DA ROCKWILDER" IS DEFINITELY A CLASSIC FOR THEM!!

METH N MJB ALSO DID IT UP. YEAH, THE ENERGY WASNT IN COMPARISON 2 THE, ABOVE PERFORMANCE. BUT, TO HEAR METH N MJB BLESS US WITH THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES! EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT SONG...I THINK OF THEM BEING HIGH SITTN ON THE ROOF. AND MARY WEARING THAT CRAZY ASS HAT!! LOL

OK, FOLKS TOODLES FOR NOW...TTY L8TA

THE WORD ON MY STREET

ON SOME REAL SHIT THO...WHO REALLY LIKES 2 GO 2 A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION?? DO U REALLY WANNA SEE THEM FOLKS? I KNOW I DON'T...LOL. LIKE DO U REALLY CARE "HOW" THEY HAVE BEEN IN THE LAST 8-9 YEARS?? DO U REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING...HOW MUCH OF A WHORE UR CLASSMATES HAVE BEEN ON THEIR SPARE TIME?!

"Yeah..so dis is TAQUANITA at 2 months old, wit her F*inn daddy...I HATE HIS ASS. AAAND HIS NEW BABY MUVA. THAT BISH IS SO FAT N UGLY" P.S.A. MEAN WHILE... SHE AINT 2 FAR FROM BEING A TRUCK HERSELF. AND MISSING 2 TEETH. AAAND SHE GOT ON LEGGINGS WIT A WAIST BELT..WIT 4 ROLLS HANGING OVER :-0 WTF! BACK 2 UR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAM... "he b tryyyn 2 get back wit me. BUUUUt...PLEASE, HE GOTTA GET HIS SHIT TOGEVA" *BLANK STARE* "AND DIS IS JAQ-UANRAH HE BE 1 2MO-VOW(TOMORROW) AND HIS DADDY IN JAIL. HE BE TRYN TO CALL ME COLLECT N SHIT.I AINT GOT IT...U KNOW GIRL?!! *BLANK STARE* *BLINKS* BLAH BLAH BLAH. LMAOOOOO

BUT, THE REAL REASON WE GO IS TO JUST SEE...WHO GOT FAAAAT!!! WHO STIIIIILL IS CORNY!! SEE IF THE CHICK U HAD A FIGHT WIT ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, SHOWS UP....WORD!!! UUUMM, WHAT ELSE...FEEL FREE TO FINISH THIS WITH YOUR COMMENTS!! THIS SHOULD BE GOOD...LETS GO PEOPLE!!

GOTTA GET READY FOR THE NIGHT...SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE!! QUEENS BOUND BABY!

TTY L8TAS... SMOOCHES DOLLS!

WHERE THEY DO THAT AT!!!?

Why oh why, do people over the age of 35 feel the need to embarass themselves wit the utube and twit pics? Do they really think...people are with them?? NO SUGAR HUNNY PIE.... WE ARE NOT! SMH

DO U REALLY THINK THE PERSON THAT TOOK THIS

IS WITH YOU? OBVIOUSLY NOT IF I HAVE IT! NOW THAT... IS A "Where they do THAT at" moment!

FASHION WHY

IF YOU ARE A "DADDYS LITTLE GIRLS" OR "RUNS HOUSE" FOLLOWER AS I AM, THIS WILL BE OF INTEREST FOR YOU! THIS LAST SEASON SEEMED TO BE A GOOD KICK OFF AND UNLEASHING OF "PASTRYS" CLOTHING LINE. NOW, IF WE CAN REMEMBER...THEY STARTED OUT WIT SNEAKS OF DIFFERENT FLAVORS(COLORS) AND T'S...OF COURSE. BUT HONESTLY..I AM NOT GETTN INTO THAT!!



A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO THE GIRLS DID A SEGMENT ON THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW, PRESENTING PASTRYS FALL LINE. NOW...IF YOU WATCHED THE SHOW YOU KNOW WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS IF NOT..... GET INTO THIS!!

MY WHY OF THE DAY IS FOR.....VANESSA AND ANGELA SIMMONS

WHY IN THE HELL CANT I FIND "PASTRY" THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT!!?? LIKE WTF..COME ON GIRLZ GIVE IT TO ME!! AND DONT SAY MACYS...MISS THINGZ I'VE BEEN THERE. I AINT SEEN NO DRESS THAT WILL MAKE MY RUMP LOL, LOOK LIKE DAT!!!

Can we Adults get some FASHIONS BOO?! Anything but a baby T or A 4 inch wedge looking boot wit 15,000 colors in it and glitter?

IM JUST SAYING...LOL

HEY ALL, WHATS UP ON THE STREETS? WHAT ARE UR VIEWS ON..THAT MOFO ON THE TRAIN THIS MORNING? OR THAT CHICK WIT THE HEELS RUN DOWN SO FAR SHE WALKING ON THE NAIL?! YEAH..I SAID IT LOL. SPECIALLY WHEN SHES TRYN TO WALK DOWN THE ESCALATOR!! EEIK..DONT TELL ME U NEVER JUST WANTED TO PUSH HER DOWN? LOL

WELL, THAT ABOVE WAS JUST A LITTLE TASTE OF WHATS TO COME. AND NO WE ARE NOT DOING GRAMMAR HERE! FEEL FREE 2 WRITE UR EEIKS,OMGiiis all the WTFs and :0x lol.

IN THE MEANTIME, U CAN FOLOW ME @ WWW.TWITTER.COM/FASHUNBUTTAFLY

I WILL BE HITTING THE STREETS TONIGHT... MIXX LOUNGE!! LETS CATCH THE "WORD ON MY STREET" L8TAS